[Liquidpoets] Wine Drinkers

[Debra Beasley]

 *To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and to those who don't.*



*As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in
water there is bacteria. *

*In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the
year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli)
- bacteria  found in feces.  In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of
poop. *

*However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine, beer (or tequila, rum,
whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.*

*Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health*

*Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of shit** .

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as
a public service.*
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